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"James Blunt is a cunt!!" cried the 3 million-strong crowd. They were right of course. He is often seen
out at night with a jam of bettle buffing cream.
This would then be used as an aphrodisiac by the elders in the village who were usually having their buttocks briskly pulled apart and their marmite being spread.
While all the boiled sweets revolted, manna of Umbongo smeared upon ones vestibules is the refreshment for a true Baron,
but no matter. A cheer went up from the crowd as a crown of thorn was produced. Also torn robes and a balsa-wood cross. He disrobed and rerobed in front of them as they applauded and he was hoisted upon the cross. People threw roses
All this happened whilst I was on parole and, needless to say, I am now back behind bars where I belong.
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Elephant Glitter -
Harold Bishop - Berny Forkcock
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Ray Reardon
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