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Fiona felt dejected, saddened and disheartened. She was down, dispirited, oppressed and burdened. Her life had led her to feel desolate, upset and overburdened. Every day was grey, daunting, harrowing, filled with heartbreak. In short, she was depressed.
Her friends tried to cheer her up by doing bishop impressions and taking her horse wanking. But not even that worked. She just sank deeper into
the back of the sofa until only her legs were sticking out.
They thought quickly and tugged on her legs, pulling her out and dumping her on the ground. Anyone know CPR?
Everyone looked at each other, hoping to find someone with the required medical training. Then an observant bystander noticed the victim's stethoscope and doctor's licence.
He set himself up in practice and began performing abortions. He aborted this story.
The Bishop of Southwark
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