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The crusty old sea captain’s ghost wandered the high seas, much as his imagination had done when he was alive. Being undead was better though, apart from the inevitable loss of higher brain function, things were pretty much the same, but with less responsiblity, eg, noone expected him to hold down a job. Colleagues were concerned about their brains being eaten. Suddenly a swarm of wasps appeared from the South, buzzing in like an underpowered chainsaw trying to cut redgum. Yellow zig-zags intermingled forming a sparse but disconcertingly loud humming cloud. The wasps were obviously attracted by the spilled brain and earwax. This was considered valuable to most indigenous tribes of Brazil, although they thought women with shaved heads was humorous so their integrity on such a subject is questionable. Anyway moving on, bodily fluids of any form from various orifices are pigeons, bicycle wheels, small boys, bottles of lemonade, a surprised turtle, 68 nuns, 5 smart cars, a box of xmas decorations and a case of the finest Rioja. I ebayed the lot and went to Brazil on the proceeds.
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MetalGuru The Bishop of Southwark Ooooh spooky - why did I say Brazil? Thu, 22 Feb 07 10:33:31 AM
MetalGuru MetalGuru Somebody is fucking with your head sir, telepathy i tell thee. Wear a hat made out of tinfoil and block the bastards ... Thu, 22 Feb 07 12:00:57 PM
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