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Charles was about to put his mother's dress on when he remembered that there was too much crossdressing on this site, so he sat and watched telly instead. Carol Vorderman was on, and he nearly had a wank, but again, too much, so he went to make a cup of instant coffee, but some insidious prankster had taken the sugar and swapped it for Stevia. Ever since the US FDA declared Stevia to be unsafe I've been putting it in my empoyers tea. Disapointingly, it has had no discernible effect apart from a bitter or liquorice-like aftertaste, which she keeps complaining about. On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on. If I can't kill her then I'll kill myself using this potato masher." It wasn't pleasant. Within 20 minutes he'd mashied himself to death. It was made worse, because he forgot to add butter. I decided I wasn't going to be the one that cleaned this up and I left, quickly, & threw up outside.
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