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“Is it me, or is it hot in here?” Menopause
doesn't exist. It's a fiction that allows women of a certain age to whinge and mope about, pretend to have hot flushes, and take drugs. It's so good that some men have been getting in on the act too, with the even more fictional male menopause.
Failing to understand what that might mean, popular opinion shifted the quest to the equally vexing and elusive male vagina.
Clearly the biogenetecist had gone too far. I sought him out under dial-a-groin in the yellow pages, and rounded up a posse of woulde-be transvestites to take it to him. We printed placcards and marched on his house with megaphones shouting "No more neo-
n lights - they're very annoying and they disrupt my sleep. Have you never heard of pamphlets or, at the very least, posters?' The old git had had his say
. One wondered if the said was worth saying.
JanW
The Bishop of Southwark
zomnoth
Vern Acula
