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©The Goat and his Boiled Chairman - Nov 2011 announcement

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She was tiny and perfect. I've never owned a better monkey. She goes everywhere with me, sitting on my shoulder, or in a pocket. I've trained my tiny and perfect monkey to wrap her little arms around. They were well matched and it was a turn on to watch them writhe together, but afterwards she was required to pleasure for a ha'penny spend on teabags for the cat 's nipples, which were very sore. The best thing for that problem is to make a change to something softer, perhaps a cotton shirt. Besides being way too heavy, chain mail is simply long out of fashion. Get with the times!
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zomnoth The Bishop of Southwark See what happens when there's no Bishops or masturbation? Wed, 28 Feb 07 10:22:44 AM
zomnoth The Bishop of Southwark nipples are good though Wed, 28 Feb 07 12:23:51 PM
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