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The new neighbours had moved in silently during the night – over 3 months ago now, and we had still never seen them. Since then, pets have been going missing
near Lambeth Palace, and Bishops have been seen wearing new fur-lined cassocks.
Their dog-collars were also frighteningly realistic.
Dangerously arrayed with spikes, they were reminiscent of the menacing leather apparel Rob Halford popularised.
He also had a piercing popularised by Prince Albert.
Notable piecings from history include, Ita Buttroses top lip, Napoloeon's Right pinky finger, which he was permanently ashamed of, Cleopatra's Clitorus, and of course hands and feet, first poularised by Jesus Christ. Amen.
JanW
The Bishop of Southwark
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Vern Acula