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We'll, it started like this. I was working in Devon Savouries when a very pale lady asked me for a
very sticky lolly with which she could make her own day have a happy ending
. Anyway it wouldn't have been half as embarrassing if I hadn't been wearing my boxing gloves.
Not that I'd tell Frank Bruno or anything, it's just "the eye of the tiger" had been going round my head and
swingin between my rather emaciated thighs. This time I vowed
I would never pickle my neigbours
Lee Anderson
