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Dont you ever
get naked whilst ironing socks at midnight? i know my housemaid does, she does alot of extras PRO BONO if you know what i mean, the other day i asked her to polish my
fine silverware with her brand new dress. She denied my request, so I set her on fire. She ran around the room
naked and free as when the world was new. She started screaming words like "
Holy McGuffin" and "Jebus!" and even "Holly tree basher!" I've never heard such offensive
banter from one man, his dog and a roll of toilet paper. Most disturbing indeed.
