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I pressed play on my Depeche Mode mixtape as I sped off down the road. I wished
that I hadn't eaten that traveler. I mean, he was meaty, but then he was also really fatty too. Who makes steak like that? Then a rabid deer
popped its head out of my father's garage and demanded that we bring it Earl Grey tea at once! So we put roofies in the tea and sprayed silly string on its antlers. Then we grabbed a bowl of
fish gravy. I think the fish was bad though, it kind of tasted like
feta cheese but sweeter. Knob cheese could be the new
coke, but cheesier. Bill Cosby was asked what he thought of this concept and was reported to hav said "get that camera out of my face or ill shove it up your ringpiece"
