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His wife had nagged him into having a vasectomy, promising it would be a simple outpatient procedure. So imagine his surprise when he awoke from a general anaesthetic on a morphine drip. Looking under the cover he was horrified to discover the surgeon had
sewn a large zip into his chest.
Although it was still very tender and sticky with blood, he pulled the zip down part way and peered inside. He couldn't believe what he saw: it was a gaslit barn full of peasants dancing, singing and drinking.
The orgy came later, as did the local Bishops. A C4 crew were in town to film the orgy for a late night documentary. The local folk did not take kindly to being filmed though, and took it as an opportunity for them to give the werewolf some exercise.
'It's your turn,' she said wearily. 'Besides, I've just fed the vampire, I'm knackered.'
Crack undercover peasants had been busy setting explosives. One of them had ran out a cable and was about to detonate the lot. He hoped his comrades got out alive, but that wasn't so important. He'd give his own life happily. And then he ran out of letter
JanW
The Bishop of Southwark
