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Global warming is killing all the polar bears! How do we effectively save them? We should ask the government to
hang the culprit and remove his testicles to be fried and topped with whipped cream for the president to dine on. I totally agreed with this method, so much in fact, I
farted and the gas filled the room
and at that very moment they realized they were only breathing in laughing gas, so they all sat down and took deep breaths until someone said
"This is stupid. We should all go to the nearest Radio Shack and grab something that will fix all this." Obviously, that thing was a
nincompoop
