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She paused the DVD and turned to her father,
who cut her off before she could start. "If you marry him," he warned, "I'll
jump off the top of the tallest building I can find
to model out of lollipop sticks. The lollipop sticks had been gained by the consumption of a ridiculous amount of Zooms. In fact the local ice cream van man was so grateful, he
shat on their dinner, because, after all, he was insane. Later, the crazy guy went
bowling in a bright green suit that he had borrowed from his dentist.
He like bowling in made him feel normal, if only the squirrels would stop moving.
