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Peter Pan was doing Wendy doggy fashion when Tinkerbell
's brain exploded. Little bits of fairy brain flew in all directions. Crabs feasted on the remains.
Only remains of the remains remained. The piles of bones languished, exposed bare on the beach. Though shunned by most forms of life, eventually chocolate starfish ate the remaining skeletons.
Which was kind of stupid, as he and his friend Jackson Pollock both were lactose intolerant.
Feeding them only 6 lbs of cheddar resulted in enough diarrhea for us to build a life-size model of Margaret Thatcher.
People would turn to stone just by looking at it. Wearing a blindfold I set it on a plinth outside Parliament. Now the government, the opposition and all the MPs have become their own statues. I sold them as giant garden gnomes and now live in Venezuela.
JanW
The Bishop of Southwark
zomnoth
Brogel
