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Granny had been out flaunting her bare arse again, but I persuaded her inside because it was time for Countdown. As we settled down with tea and hobnobs to watch her program, she told me stories from her life as a body double for Marilyn Monroe.
Good going for a man of 40 years.
40 years! How can anyone be 40 years old and not know how to curb light around a moving target in an oxygenless space in the middle of the Brazilian jungle dancing with retarded monkies that
turned out to be, on closer inspection, Noel Edmonds, Sting and Fish out of Marillion.
Leave to simmer for eight hours, then strain off the solids. This stock makes an excellent base
for foreign armies invading Arab lands. You can hide behind it, you can eat it, you can feed your camels, you can drown your enemies in it. Fantastic! I pissed in mine, Errol shit in his.
JanW
The Bishop of Southwark
Brogel
