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If I write like this: "Michael Bolton rules", then kill me. Or sew my testicles back on.
...to Michael Bolton's head. I will take some pictures and then can I have them back please?
No, they're mine. And I need them to raise an awesome army of Brogel clones. And then they'll make a film about me: Attack of the Retarded Ass clones.
But let's leave Michael Bolton out of this. For once, I felt that I was out of my league. I backed off on order that I would live to fight another day. But I couldn;t resist shouting a witty riposte as I left, "Fuck off you fucking
piece of rotten McPenis filet. Can't you see I've got clients to serve you assbastard! Get back in your cell or I'll make chicken McNuggets out of your mensack.
The Bishop of Southwark
Brogel
