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Since the dawn of time, Man has searched Punani. Now, at the brink of a new discovery in science, Punani is near. And as they grasped it and caressed it,
while licking her lips.
But they weren't the lips you'd think, they were her other lips, and so a crowd gathered to watch, take pictures, post on the internet, etc. Channel Four commissioned a series.
A series on the love between a Marsian and an Android. The kind of love, only donkies feel, deep down, whilst eating hay. Ah, it was a surefire hit series to be. The were sure of it, they could smell
the heavy odour of bishops' bits wafting towards them. Yes, the bishops were pole vaulting again.
It was quite the showcase, seeing those old, bearded men in dresses storming, with all the devil's hatred flashing in their eyes, towards a pole some 2 feet up from the ground. As they jumped, one could see under their dress...THEY WERE HUNG LIKE MULES!
Brogel
JanW
The Bishop of Southwark
