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"you and I should, uh, hook-up sometime.." but the words never escaped my lips. After all, I was 'ChickenBoy'
and I would go prancing around yelling at the top of my lungs in the worlds biggest mall I AM THE CHICKENBOY BOW DOWN TO ME
OR ELSE I WILL BLAST YOUR BRAIN INTO A MILLION PIECES!! After that, I will take your remains and
pile them neatly into the remains of someone else. This is the standard way to do things in Halifax, I am told. In other places one might simply
just get in the way of our big
breasts.
