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They found the body in the
local liquor store the bum was trying to claim he was working but it was plain to see he was just lying on the floor in a pool of red wine a dummy could easily tell that
his head had been blown off. This felt
like shit. it woulda felt better had he been blown straight!!! so he washed his pickle, got up, yawn and went
to the bathroom. But when he lifted the toilet seat, he screamed a bloodcurdling scream. There was a sea monster in his toilet! So he grabbed
a plunger and plunged as if his life depended on it!
