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People are mean to me. I don't know why but everytime I
don't put on deadorant, I smell like freakin' ass. It so gross that
I projectile vomited into some saran wrap. You know the stuff that you put on a sandwhich to
the mouth of a hungry hobo named Chuck to see if he would budge, but the crackhead was dead asleep, when suddenly....
a huge fucking thing fell on me (almost as if it were Jewit trying to have sex with me) instantly at that thought I
was dead and, indeed, my suspicion was confirmed. I found death to be a bit of a disappointment.
