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Once, there were five people on facebook who were bored out of their fucking minds, so they got together and...
ate boxes of Krispy Kremes until they turned into big blubbering blobs. Much to their dismay,
they found that the aliens had made a landing pad on top of the old
smelly goat
who had been placed in a washing machine and then tumble-dried on High. He wrinkled his nose in disgust. What could he possibly do with this disgusting little thing. He took it and
decided it looked mighty tastey, took a huge hunckin' bite out of it and discovered it was ages older than he anticipated and spat that crap out.
