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I've got a picture pinned to my wall, a picture of
Cliff Richard in bed with my mum. My dad freaked, he
ripped off his novelty rubber mask of bill clinton, grabbed a shotgun, kicked open the door and pumped 5 rounds into
a little squirrel sitting in the tree outside my window. Needless to say there wasn't much left of the poor thing. I needed something else to shoot. I headed down to the
...river to catch some fresh ...
faced teenagers.
