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On the way to the mall, I met a really strange man, he gave me
syphyllis, increasing my STD count to 4, if you include "Itchy Scrot", which I quite clearly do. Nevertheless, I began my descent into the fiery pits of hell when all of a sudden
a bird pooped on his head. He screamed in terror and called for
the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers! But they were busy so Sailor Moon showed up and cried all over the place. I slapped her upside the head and said,
"You know, you're pretty sexy when you're inebriated. We'll have to do something about that." So I
ran him through twice with my sword and my dagger.
