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Today is the day all my dreams come true. I'm finally going to seduce the neighbour boy. I've been eyeing him for some time now, and we're perfect for each other. I think I'll start with
the Salmon in cream sauce, for that will make my belly very happy. You know what else would make my belly happy? If you
rub it a little clockwise preferrably I might just give in to your advances ahh I donno maybe I have just had too much to drink makes me a little frisky and
playful, and a little anxious at the same time, but I thought, well, I've done this before, nothing to worry about, so I
picked up my steak knife and began cutting the
birthday cake into even slices. Then a bird flew by the window and my ADD kicked in. I went outside to go catch it, and forgot all about the guests. Mom grounded me. Again.
