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I said I wasn't gonna lose my head, but then POP! goes my heart. I wasn't gonna fall in love again but then
I always end up heart broken and alone, naturally, so is this a good idea?, I wondered, and my little inner voice said: "
Take out your dildo yup just do it she will think you are
a homeless insane person because
its not his fault that in 1977 he took a bad bong hit and ended up naked, dangling off the Brooklyn Bridge by a couple of bits of dental floss attached to his big
penis.
