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I like to feel greasy. So much so, I regularly bathe in lovingly sliced hunks of pigs heart. Now, not wanting to comne across too bold, the chaplin unbuttoned his robe, making noises that could be likened to hounds in the throws of death metal band "Fist Slitter". I was ignorant. I should have known. Why did I need to smear marmite on her chest I pondered why I had skinned a whole race of people. And I asked myself "was it really worth it?"
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the butcher Raaaa Pure brilliance Mon, 09 Oct 06 08:32:41 AM
the butcher Harold Bishop Still the best Tue, 10 Oct 06 04:40:11 PM
the butcher mishka Beautiful Thu, 09 Nov 06 05:53:34 AM
the butcher thegit Like a zen garden of fisting. Fri, 10 Nov 06 11:42:34 AM
the butcher mr stenwence This story and the undeniably brilliant video is in danger of losing its rightful place of the top of the hall of fame, as that pesky story no 86, has been steadily catching up and is now level!!, this could spell disaster, please please rate this one you arses!!! Sat, 25 Nov 06 04:08:18 AM
the butcher Vern Acula Definitely permanently race-skinningly awesome. Fri, 15 Dec 06 02:57:30 AM
the butcher Brogel I don't see what all the fuss is about. Thu, 12 Apr 07 05:16:09 PM
the butcher The Bishop of Southwark nor me Fri, 13 Apr 07 03:53:39 AM
the butcher Lee Anderson I have to say, despite my involvment in it\'s creation, that is exceptionally funny. Brilliant delivery from Guy. Thu, 12 Jul 07 10:51:52 AM
the butcher 669035806 Wow this is good. Mon, 23 Jul 07 02:06:58 AM
the butcher 633034044 yeah i agree i dont see why its so good? Mon, 23 Jul 07 11:48:07 PM
the butcher 633034044 i agree with brogel ** Mon, 23 Jul 07 11:48:19 PM
the butcher 541600523 it's not bad LOL Thu, 26 Jul 07 02:51:10 PM
the butcher 580595407 Why is this so good?! Sun, 19 Aug 07 01:28:28 PM
the butcher 552587078 I've been involved in much funnier/flowing stories.. Are you all on crack? I'm mising something aren't I... Someone please tell me why this is the #1 story cuz I just don't see it??? Tue, 21 Aug 07 02:58:30 AM
the butcher 61002329 imo this is ok but there's no way it deserves this kind of score... Thu, 23 Aug 07 10:42:04 PM
the butcher 644410230 what was soo good about this one? Fri, 31 Aug 07 09:20:14 PM
the butcher 504020148 omg this really sucks!! where is the humor??? Wed, 12 Sep 07 09:13:25 PM
the butcher 530155708 xDD amazing! Sat, 15 Sep 07 09:29:55 PM
the butcher 688061806 I think this particular story is a lie. I'm friends with a butcher and there's no fucking way that anyone 'lovingly slices' pig hearts. It's bullshit. Plus it doesn't flow, or make me laugh. Fri, 21 Sep 07 02:18:15 AM
the butcher 503955083 this sucks! Sun, 23 Sep 07 11:08:52 PM
the butcher 586033245 wow. this is so funny. Mon, 24 Sep 07 05:03:25 PM
the butcher 603881979 Not so good Wed, 26 Sep 07 09:55:42 AM
the butcher 681815433 Laaammee....Weeeaaakkk.... Wed, 10 Oct 07 03:42:21 AM
the butcher 563327483 filth for the more discening ... Wed, 24 Oct 07 10:42:28 AM
the butcher 602161513 Perhaps there is some poetic stuff I am missing, but I have read much better than this. For a start its not funny.. Wed, 31 Oct 07 05:28:35 PM
the butcher 512996314 yeah...this should be number 100000th and that's being nice =] Sat, 24 Nov 07 11:22:39 PM
the butcher 509406104 meh Sun, 17 Feb 08 04:09:43 PM
the butcher 1711582 I think it ties together really well. Thu, 31 Jul 08 01:14:03 PM
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