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She had had enough! she couldn't take it anymore! So she decided she would
perform Dmitri Shostakovich's 7th piano concerto, riding a unicycle,
with a tight jockstrap
and a pair of tweezers.
Despite my protests, the TSA refused to let me fly
radio controlled mosquitoes round the bedroom after 11 p.m. I'd retire to the swamp.
