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Why do the stories I've started here always end with 'decided to'? It's probably due to the fact that
73.2(+/-0.3)% of statistics are fabricated
so you need calculated contingencies
and Kendal Mint Cake. Place the confectionary
across the two electrodes, and throw the switch. Pow! Dessert detonation
complete. Operation Cream-On-Every-Emo-Face, success.
