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"i better b thinkin good rather then worst",she said n stared at me with a freakin look..i cant read her well in all matters, infact i cant stand her..
[cut for space] ..or her mother. Nevertheless, I was invited to spend the weekend with her mother, who wore
a raggedy potato sack and magnum sized condoms on each of her fat toes. I couldn't help myself, so I grabbed her
head and accidentally yanked it off. Blood spewed away, and I looked at my hands in horror when I realized the extremity of my act. I screamed like a
fucking banshee. The time had come to end this god damn shindig once and for all! I picked up my shotgun and dug in for the last haul
and so I put all my efforts in, squeezed down real hard and out popped a little round sheep! It bounced out of my arse quite happily and trotted off to graze.
