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"Unless conditions change, we can expect
midgets to fall out of the sky, dressed like chracters from the Simpsons and shouting obscenities at all of the
people who had gathered outside to watch
me do an erotic striptease on on my neighbor's
front lawn. Everyone seemed a little put off by the spectacle, but
then I fell in a bonfire and was roasted to death.
