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She looked at the vampire and said "You
look like a pig. A nice handsome one." There was a moment of stunned silence before he replied,"
ouch bitch, don't bite" I looked under the table and there was a lama giving him a blowjob, I said, "
You sucked, in a bad way." Then I turned her over and put my
magical spell upon her. Embued with such inhumane strength she picked up the closest 4x4 of plywood and struck the nearest
douchebag.
