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You can boil, fry, poach or acramble them. Eggs are indeed very versatile. Also, if you are going to a drug-based festival and the loos are less than hygenic, eat a basket of eggs before leaving
the shop with his pants down around his knees and hamster waving from his bottom hole, cheerio.. whispered the the furry rodent
who was in fact quoting from the bible of 'hasty bowel relief'. 'In light of this, you must become Principal Pork Clarinet in my orchestra of Doom', he continued.
How we loved the sounds of the orchestra, we played their records on full volume in the attic when we were young, playing them backwards revealed
a spoof bunny voice, which said, 'Hopless baboons, writing sentences, nonsense, drivel, poppy cock'. None of the witnesses were suprised.
Surprised by the enormous sausage they would be forced to eat.
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Ray Reardon - Fluffy
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Harold Bishop - crispy
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Elephant Glitter - ninfudo
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