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I suppose I could say today was like any other day, except for the rain. It NEVER rains in my pants. Why am I so unlucky? It must be because I was born with a horrible alter-ego on the inside of my mouth, right here. This explains my fear of dentists, as well as their fear of me. Sitting in that dental chair, I start to feel aroused. I can't help it I've been that way ever since I was a little tyke and my mama used to spank me and put me on a chair. so now every time I sit on a chair and get aroused I grab myself by my hair and throw myself down the stairs. As if thats normal behaviour. What the helsl wrong with me, its almost as if I want to end it all by turning the stupid thing off, but i cant find the off switch...
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660502663 660502663 disturbing..... Fri, 27 Jul 07 12:19:13 PM
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