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The truth sank in... Her roommate was
a gingerbread man, that poor soul. He liked to prance around naked, except for 3 buttons affixed precariously on his chest by frosting. He also liked put his head in
a blender and turned it on. It was carnage, but as the blender was cheap crap Tesco Value it only managed to rip the skin off. He was still alive with no face.
this worried him, as he always used to have a face. perhaps now he'd have to
shave his legs and armpits because he didn't want the world to think he was
getting in my pants.
