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Murderous rage, envy, anger... the complete and sudden urge to slam her head in the door frame ten thousand times... that's how I ended up here. But how did it begin? I was walking up Grand Avenue, carrying a bag of groceries under my arm when
the Muffin Man ran up to me and stole my blueberry muffins! That sick little cannibal. I chased after him, tackled his poofy ass, and pounded his soft
& sexy ass till it turned blue!
Blue is a nice color, when mixed with yellow it makes green, when mixed with red it makes purple, when mixed with green it makes aqua, when mixed with
her perfume. It smells awful. What the hell does he see in that Bitch?
she was the biggest skank i knew but he will have to learn the hard way i guess.
