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The powerboat was gaining speed, moving swiftly through the water, stealthily, like a Russian submarine. But oh-ho-ho, out of nowhere, out of the ocean popped the dreaded condom into the water. What can you do now?! I can do anything I want! I've got the brains, the looks, the money, the attitude! I'm much better than a tuna fish sandwich! and I certainly don't taste like one, you piece of lard!! If you ask me one more time to buy those disgusting scented tampons I'm going to take this here tampon and shove it up your banana! If it can possibly fit in there. Otherwise, just eat my sticky-toffee pudding and shut the fuck up!" He didn't like that at all. He stood up, kicked me in the nuts, and ran away into the night.
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