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So all of a sudden I wake up to this
giant panda, staring at me. 'What the fuck do you want?', I said, 'Don't ask me, I'm just a panda you twat', he replied. It was a fair point. I know that pandas can
touch their toes, but I can't and it really gets my grate, another thing that annoys me is
being accused of something I haven't done. Like that time I was accused of peing in the punch, when in fact I'd poured chlorine into it. I know I shouldn't endanger peoples lives that way, but I'm a horrible bastard. Another time I
lowered a fruit basket into a mine-shaft for no particular reason, apart from that it felt good descending my banana
into the large, wet sewer. Then a rat came by and gnawed at my banana. I screamed in pleasure.
