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The Sentence Game

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"Bless you my son, in time you too will acheive the enlightened state of the cleansed badger." Once cleansed, it smelled of lavender. This could be due to the lavender soap, but I like to think it just always smells like that, once you get rid of the menstrual crust. At the vagina is a jelly-like mass, shaped like a butterfly or a flower. Didn't really matter which of the two, they both tasted just fine if you put enough ketchup on. Ketchup? All they really wanted was some salt. There's nothing better for keeping roads ice-free.
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JanW JanW ick Fri, 27 Apr 07 03:06:42 AM
JanW Brogel Ever experienced menstrual crustation, JanW? Bitch, isn't it. Fri, 27 Apr 07 11:44:41 AM
JanW JanW mmmmmm, pulls on the pubic hairs Sat, 28 Apr 07 01:00:51 AM
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