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The student teacher was quaking: this was the worst bunch of 6 yr-olds he'd come across so far. Their language was foul & their appearance menacing - multiple piercings, weird hair, one was even wearing a cassock. He decided this was not worth it & joined
the Salvation army, donating his worldly goods and beqeathing his estate to
Rosebud. His family were first astounded, then bemused and finally furious - when they found out that Rosebud was the first hooker to give him head.
That will be £5 please. "Five quid!", I should have gone to see that bloke that Gary Le Strange is always singing about.
Tell me when he's finished and I can take my fingers out of my ears.
I was deathly afraid of earwigs.
JanW
Vern Acula
creamy
