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I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw that
he was wearing my favorite Victoria's Secret push-up bra. How disgusting, that freak! I didn't want to touch that thing anymore...and it also made me sad that he had more to push-up than I did. I ran to him and uppercutted him in the
14th century. This broke all the rules of space and time, yet seemed so natural. Slugger Harpoonson rose off the canvas
into a state of mass confusion. He tried to clear his mind by banging his
face against the propane tank, which was attached to his fathers brand new grill. He was so sick in the head that he would even
consider doing that to my rabbit , so I sold him to the travelling freak show for 99p and a packet of Walkers cheese and onion crisps
