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Wally the Wobbly grew tulips for the queen mother, not being talented at anything else. But oh, his tulips were astounding. Several religious figures throughout history sought audience with the dear old windbag just to get at her tulips. An order of silent monks obsessed with gardening had previously resorted to sneak attacks unbecoming of sane adults. She'd had enough chicanery and decided to protect her flowers by killing every rabbit within five minutes stroll of the garden. It had the most fragrant flowers known to Man and housed an impressive collection of exotic animals, like the Shitzu, Poonesaurus, Buttnoceros and Flatulence Ape. They all died out, except the Flatulence Ape - which soon evolved into the Bishop. His life was complete. He had made the grade and drifted off down the river.
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