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The reason an Elephants trunk is so long and grey is because
age creeps up on you like a crazed adolescent boy that likes the look of your ankles. I sat down in the rocking chair with a thump and fondly looked over
his shoulder and into his past. He remembered
how he used to make the best triple chocolate cheesecake. But that didn't matter anymore. Now he would be faced with
the horrifying truth that nobody really liked him, and everyone tended to shuffle their feet a lot and look embaressed whenever he
tried to eat his ice cream cone threw a straw. Poor guy didn't have a mouth.
