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THe purple donkey Needs his sleep
and daily injections of heroin. "Owning a purple donkey is a lot of work!" said my mother. She wasn't sure if I could handle it. She decided to
play a game of Scrabble. But she needed to use a word that would give her a lot of points. She decided to consult
her gynecologist. Doctors such as he usually have all the answers. But she was not expecting the diagnosis she received. She had a rare disorder
deadly to some, but which she seemed to cope with quite well. Although it caused her to bloat up like some sort of overripe mellon, she was as healthy as
Richard Simmons.
