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You may not know that Sir John McMuffin created not only the delectable breakfast food, but also created the
first Easter bonnet and those little battery powered dogs that bark and backflip. Chuffed with all the inventing, nothing could possibly give our marvellous genius more pleasure than a milky cup of tea and
have a chat about the time we ran with the bulls in France. It was supposed to be in Spain but due to timetabling conflicts it had to be rescheduled. Organising these things is a
breeze when you have a Model 4815162342 Robot! Just then, my crazy Uncle Abe ran into the room screaming, "Lies!" But before I could say anything, the people from the mental hospital caught him and
punished him with 20 lashes with a rubber chicken. Subsequently, after he was placed in a straight-jacket, he smiled and
said, "For my last meal, I'd like a human liver with a nice chianti."
