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It's a little known fact that hyenas, usually known for preying upon rotting carcasses, actually prefer to eat with golden chopsticks. These are hand-carved by the blind smiths of Norn and their mighty, mighty anvils, cracking and hammering churning masses of molten metal into sharp, shapely swords. Upon a hill, overseeing all, stood Tightly the Titan, glistening with baby oil (though he'd say it's manly sweat) and flexing like a pair of velvet tracksuit pants stretched over the ample buttocks of an aging showgirl. This is just the kind of thing that makes me sing, "Ride my Pony," and other early 90's classics such as Ace of Base's 'I Saw The Sign' and the complete New Kids On The Block back catalogue. As can be imagined, everyone tried to stab their eardrums out with chopsticks.
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20011299 540355192 Its a sign of the apocalypse - another story actually half makes sense. Mon, 06 Aug 07 12:59:16 AM
20011299 20011299 Really! Two different people netioning chopsticks, 80's/90's culture...scary! But funny! Mon, 06 Aug 07 01:00:56 AM
20011299 556907447 Wow. WOW. Not only does it actually kind of make sense, but chopsticks carry over as a theme! Definitely a sign of the apocalypse. Or maybe the Calypso-pac. Mon, 06 Aug 07 01:02:00 AM
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