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It's a little known fact that hyenas, usually known for preying upon rotting carcasses, actually prefer to eat
with golden chopsticks. These are hand-carved by the blind smiths of Norn and their
mighty, mighty anvils, cracking and hammering churning masses of molten metal into sharp, shapely swords. Upon a hill, overseeing all, stood Tightly the Titan, glistening with baby oil (though he'd say it's manly sweat) and flexing
like a pair of velvet tracksuit pants stretched over the ample buttocks of an aging showgirl. This is just the kind of thing that
makes me sing, "Ride my Pony," and other early 90's classics such as
Ace of Base's 'I Saw The Sign' and the complete New Kids On The Block back catalogue. As can be imagined, everyone tried to stab their eardrums out with chopsticks.
