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"Oh my God!" she exclaimed, "It's 3:30! I totally forgot to
watch The Simpsons. It was today that Barnard Gumble would become an astronaut and travel to Uranus, where he
giggled at the obvious connection to a human body part. Haha! Thumbs! Anyway the gravity had an effect on his
baby finger, it hung loosely at the side of his hand, and his left eye twitched every time he
jabbed the screwdriver into the subject's tear duct. Such a baby! It was impossible to get a good
protologist nowadays. Oh well, all's well that ENDS well.
