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With a terrible roar and deafning thunder, the heavens tore open and unleashed hell upon the world for the ills that had been done. The Gods were angered by
his behavior. What made him think he could go to a Pyramid and make a human sacrifice using a mailman, didnt he know that mailmans
get together with mailwomans and make mailbabies? This is a basic fact of life, that
all librarians are hot
dog crazy! They just can't get enough of processed meat stuffed into pig intestines and placed in a bread roll. Mmm mmm! Those treats certainly do
smell faintly of feet. They're probably best planted firmly in the garden, along with the remains of the newspaper boy and Old Aunty Maggie - if only she'd stay buried. GEttOUTofIT! No Maggie, that's my arm! AIIIEEEEE!
