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Frantically, I counted again. There were a lot missing. Hundreds of
toothpicks fell to the floor and Mama hollered "You kids know you can't play
hide the salami when you are 14
inches long... a meat log of that magnitude is more like a torpedo, or a
pet budgie that's been let out of the cage after a year of captivity. Those little guys have such aerodynamic
sperm that if frozen in suspension could win prizes in ice sculpture competitions.
