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Alan, the finest of his kind, a simple, Godly man and a shining example of virtue and integrity to all who knew him, had, after much thought, espoused the message of
Herbertastimism. The main gist of this sacred teaching
is that masturbation eliminates all
symptoms of blue balls. It also
smelt just right, a cross between fish, turpentine oil and
a hard place, as the old saying goes.
