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The four children came skipping down the road and
glueing dog food to their faces because
they were descendants of squid and weren't really at their best on dry land. Without
so much as a whisper, the land decided it would be a good time to
remove his trousers. However he wasn't wearing any
of that stuff, and he didn't really see why he should, on a Wednesday.
Harold Bishop